In my last a recent post I advised our reader leave his LTR in pursuit of greener pastures. Should said pastures be unavailable or non-existent, I advise our reader return to his girlfriend. The problem is breaking up with her in such a way that she still feels willing to sleep with you later. This prompts me to write you all an article on how exactly you can break up with your girlfriend without leaving her completely broken. There are two ways: Hope Retaining and Fuck It.

A Hope retaining break up is where you cut things off with a girl in such a way that she still has a reasonable hope that you will return to her so that you are able to continue to sleep with her. Before you start to get angry and shout about how this is wrong and its manipulating her and stringing her along, let me cut you off and say: This is totally manipulative and it strings her along. Just know that it wont work forever, and once the jig is up she’ll never speak to you again.

You have to be completely sincere sounding when you break up with a girl or it will never work in your favor and you wont be able to return to that well. If you actually are sincere about it, you get bonus points for realism – but at the very least you need to be a decent actor. You want to make sure that what you say to her comes off as something you don’t want to do, but simply have to do. For her. Just fag it up enough so that she thinks there’s still hope. Yes, this is evil.

The Fuck It break up is significantly easier to do. In the fuck it break up, you simply end it with her because you’re done with it and you don’t care about burning bridges. The Fuck It is my preferred method of breaking up with a chick. To break up with a chick swift and dirty, simply call her up and say the following, Hey Stacey, I don’t want to date anymore. Or I we shouldn’t see each other anymore. And then hang up. Alternatively, you could simply stop responding to her texts